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merpldom:

merpldom:

So I’ve seen this post going around in link form, which isn’t super useful to anyone who wants to read it, so I put it up in photo form. Useful for anyone who doesn’t have xkit. :3 Definitely like and reblog the OP, but if it shows up as a link, this helps. :3

I fixed the link for the OP so it works now :)

NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RN!!! THANK YOU TUMBLR!

I suck at cover letters so this is fab

savesoulpunk
boycottlxve:

Master post of music that Patrick Stump has sung, or been associated with in general.
The following links are links to a YouTube video of the song — if you wish to download the song, here is a link to rip it straight from the YouTube video.  For albums, if you wish to have it, just message me and I can upload it for you and send you the link!
( * is songs Patrick also sang vocals on, and ** is for songs that he also co-wrote, and ~ is songs that he also produced! )
Fall Out Boyalbums:

Evening Out With Your Girlfriend (2003) Take This to Your Grave (2003) My Heart Will Always be the B-Side to my Tongue (2004) From Under the Cork Tree (2005) Infinity on High (2007) Folie á Deux (2008) Believers Never Die Greatest Hits (2009)Save Rock and Roll (2013) PAX AM Days EP (2013)

bonus songs:

Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers (2005)The Music or the Misery (2005)G.I.N.A.S.F.S (2007)It’s Hard to Say “I Do”, When I Don’t (2007)Beat It (2008)Pavlove (2008)Alpha Dog (2009)Austin, We Have a Problem (2006-2007 [?])Yule Shoot Your Eye Out (2003)What’s This? (2006)We Don’t Take Hits, We Write Them (2003-2004)Hand of God (2006)Lake Effect Kid (2007)From Now on We Are Enemies (2009)Turnpike Gates (2008)Save Your GenerationStart Today (2005)Star 67/IntroRoxanne (2005)Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting (2014)One and Only (2007)

Solo Work
albums:

Truant Wave (2011)Soul Punk (2011)

songs:

Everyday (2011)

Featured Vocal Appearances
Gym Class Heroes:

Cupid’s Chokehold (2007)Clothes Off! (2007)Blinded By the Sun (2008) ~

Cobra Starship:

iViva La Cobra! (2008) ~ ***You’re Not in On the Joke (2009)

Tyga:

Don’t Regret It Now (2008) ~Est. (80’s baby) [backing vocals] (2008) ~

Other Songs:

Everything is Alright - Motion City Soundtrack (2005)Second Chances - October Fall (2006)Don’t Wake Me Up - The Hush Sound (2006)One Day I’ll Stay Home - Misery Signals (2006)King of Wishful Thinking - New Found Glory (2007)If You Could Remember - Damnation A.D. (2007)One of THOSE Nights - The Cab (2008) *** [also provided instrumentation]Bounce - The Cab (2008) ** [instrumentation also]I’m a Wonder - The Cab (2008) **Birthday Girl - The Roots (2008)That’s What it Takes, Dear - Kristeen Young (2008)Open Happiness  - Coca-Cola Company (2009)Feet Don’t Fail - Claude Kelly (2010)The Last Hero - XV (2011)Bummed Out Blues - Murs (2011)All Your Heart - Transit (2011)Jock Powerviolence - Weekend Nachos (2011)Dancing With the Devil - Krewella (2013)I Stand Alone - Robert Glasper (2013)

Production:

Supersize Me - Tyga (2008)Woww - Tyga (2008)Pleasure Ryland - Cobra Starship (2008) **Little Weapon - Lupe Fiasco (2007) **Guilty as Charged - Gym Class HeroesDrnk Txt Rmeo - Gym Class Heroes (2008)Like Father, Like Son (Papa’s Song) - Gym Class Heroes (2008)Catch Me If You Can - Gym Class Heroes (2008)Live a Little - Gym Class Heroes (2008)No Place to Run - Gym Class Heroes (2008)

Co-Wrote:

That 70’s Song - The Cab (2008)The Other Side - Bruno Mars (2010)Here I Am Alive - Yellowcard (2012)Outlines - All Time Low (2012)Picture Perfect - Escape the Fate (2013)

I will try very, very hard to update this as he continues to do more work — If any of the links are broken or become unavailable, please message me!

boycottlxve:

Master post of music that Patrick Stump has sung, or been associated with in general.

The following links are links to a YouTube video of the song — if you wish to download the song, here is a link to rip it straight from the YouTube video.  For albums, if you wish to have it, just message me and I can upload it for you and send you the link!

( * is songs Patrick also sang vocals on, and ** is for songs that he also co-wrote, and ~ is songs that he also produced! )

Fall Out Boy

albums:

Evening Out With Your Girlfriend (2003) 
Take This to Your Grave (2003) 
My Heart Will Always be the B-Side to my Tongue (2004) 
From Under the Cork Tree (2005) 
Infinity on High (2007) 
Folie á Deux (2008) 
Believers Never Die Greatest Hits (2009)
Save Rock and Roll (2013) 
PAX AM Days EP (2013)

bonus songs:

Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers (2005)
The Music or the Misery (2005)
G.I.N.A.S.F.S (2007)

It’s Hard to Say “I Do”, When I Don’t (2007)
Beat It (2008)

Pavlove (2008)
Alpha Dog (2009)
Austin, We Have a Problem (2006-2007 [?])
Yule Shoot Your Eye Out (2003)
What’s This? (2006)
We Don’t Take Hits, We Write Them (2003-2004)
Hand of God (2006)
Lake Effect Kid (2007)
From Now on We Are Enemies (2009)
Turnpike Gates (2008)
Save Your Generation
Start Today (2005)
Star 67/Intro
Roxanne (2005)
Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting (2014)
One and Only (2007)

Solo Work

albums:

Truant Wave (2011)
Soul Punk (2011)

songs:

Everyday (2011)

Featured Vocal Appearances

Gym Class Heroes:

Cupid’s Chokehold (2007)
Clothes Off! (2007)
Blinded By the Sun (2008) ~

Cobra Starship:

iViva La Cobra! (2008) ~ ***
You’re Not in On the Joke (2009)

Tyga:

Don’t Regret It Now (2008) ~
Est. (80’s baby) [backing vocals] (2008) ~

Other Songs:

Everything is Alright - Motion City Soundtrack (2005)
Second Chances - October Fall (2006)
Don’t Wake Me Up - The Hush Sound (2006)
One Day I’ll Stay Home - Misery Signals (2006)
King of Wishful Thinking - New Found Glory (2007)
If You Could Remember - Damnation A.D. (2007)
One of THOSE Nights - The Cab (2008) *** [also provided instrumentation]
Bounce - The Cab (2008) ** [instrumentation also]
I’m a Wonder - The Cab (2008) **
Birthday Girl - The Roots (2008)
That’s What it Takes, Dear - Kristeen Young (2008)
Open Happiness  - Coca-Cola Company (2009)
Feet Don’t Fail - Claude Kelly (2010)
The Last Hero - XV (2011)
Bummed Out Blues - Murs (2011)
All Your Heart - Transit (2011)
Jock Powerviolence - Weekend Nachos (2011)
Dancing With the Devil - Krewella (2013)
I Stand Alone - Robert Glasper (2013)

Production:

Supersize Me - Tyga (2008)
Woww - Tyga (2008)
Pleasure Ryland - Cobra Starship (2008) **
Little Weapon - Lupe Fiasco (2007) **
Guilty as Charged - Gym Class Heroes
Drnk Txt Rmeo - Gym Class Heroes (2008)
Like Father, Like Son (Papa’s Song) - Gym Class Heroes (2008)
Catch Me If You Can - Gym Class Heroes (2008)
Live a Little - Gym Class Heroes (2008)
No Place to Run - Gym Class Heroes (2008)

Co-Wrote:

That 70’s Song - The Cab (2008)
The Other Side - Bruno Mars (2010)
Here I Am Alive - Yellowcard (2012)
Outlines - All Time Low (2012)
Picture Perfect - Escape the Fate (2013)

I will try very, very hard to update this as he continues to do more work — If any of the links are broken or become unavailable, please message me!

taliapotter

littlecatlady:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

and this is why unplanned pregnancy